Sexchat by text
Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice). Me: If you want the fourth, you gotta take a question or two. When did u get married, when did u get divorced and why?
I’m not bragging in some power trip, I’m actually quite ashamed of it. [one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that? Me: Since June 2010 I decided I will do only those things that interest me and not give a fuck. Make my life a hell of a story for when I’m aged 70 as a washed up drunk in a Jamaican beachfront dive. Im not jealous of hookers i just don’t like the thought of him with anyone but me! The window will snap shut after and I’ll be the cocky arsehole again. Very unpleasant for 3 months and not a whole load of laughs another year longer.